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The Undead Observer // Funny Vintage Vampire Newspaper // Retro Horror Card

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A vintage-style graphic featuring a vampire journalist typing the midnight edition of The Undead Observer. With gothic newspaper vibes and the tagline “All the News That Bites,” this funny horror-inspired design is perfect for writers, editors, and fans of dark humor. Ideal for Halloween or everyday undead style.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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